A Role Playing game for the soul

So Skarmflames and I were fooling around at our scouts tonight, and we played a sort of D&D game without rules, with me as the DM. Basically, he went on a quest, I told him what happened, he made choices (some ridiculous), befriended animals, killed inn-keepers, that sort of stuff. We decided 'twould be amazing to share with this forum here. SO YEAH.
Basically, join in the adventure anytime with an original character or just be yourself. I'll make the adventure as wacky and exciting as I can!
So whoever wants to take a stab at it, start from this:
You wake in a forest. You are in a small clearing, with a fire burning at your side. You can hear many woodland animals in the trees around you, such as squirrels and some birds. You can go in any compass direction from here.

What will you do?

hmm interesting... I'll join inserting a more serious character this time. Cyris (sigh-ris). He is a hunter he mains the bow. stats are what you would expect from a hunter.

I leave the clearing with bow in hand in hopes for hunting food for the day to come.

what the F, who made seph DM im confuesed??? oh well go along i guess

I duck near round a tree and wait silently

So Seph, I'm assuming the slaverdavernavertaverclaverravershaverbaverfaverMcjaversaurus
is (one of) your character(s)?

As Cyris ducks in cover, the slaverdavernavertaverclaverravershaverbaverfaverMcjaversaurus
arrives as from nowhere! Cyris is hidden, though there's a slight possibility that the slaverdavernavertaverclaverravershaverbaverfaverMcjaversaurus
can find Cyris, it's fairly unlikely. Cyris is a hunter, after all.

Both of you get a turn to move and/or do something. Some things are a free action, like speech.
I don't know how perceptive the slaverdavernavertaverclaverravershaverbaverfaverMcjaversaurus
is, so just be reasonable for if Cyris is found.
And yeah, I'm DM, guys. Because I'm a power hog or something.
Also, try not to Ninja Edit, it confuses the crap out of me and possibly everyone else. Like, skarmflames, I'll let you off for now, but next time I'll play it as I see it, including your launched arrow.

Well you should play this, Seph. It will be fun, exciting, stupid, all that nice stuff. So I'll leave your beasty in your control, but I'll take charge if you absolutely refuse to play. Which would depress me. Majorly.

StaZ, you should join in! Make it even MOAR intense!
And I don't have much to add as a DM. Just go for each other and all that. But I'll try adding to the scene anyway.
The forest was still, it seemed not a creature moved. If there was anything sentient nearby, they worried only about the conflict that seemed to be nigh. Strangely, it seemed that even the leaves of the trees weren't rustling. The only sound to be heard was of slaverdavernavertaverclaverravershaverbaverfaverMcjaversaurus searching for its quarry.

Again, use judgement for if the attack hits and whatnot...
Short post, mostly wanted to tell y'all that Z'z has added Character Sheets to the forum! Go to your profile, and it's the right-most tab. So yeah, mucho-grande thanks to Gashi for that favor.

My character will be Matz Habbyk or just Habbyk for short. He is an adept swordsman who wields one of the Swords of Legend, Gengu. He's a Kemono from a far off land, who is searching for anything that could possibly put an end to his people's persecution. He's also a badass.

I'm not against Habbyk jumping out to help, but just gonna throw out that you can't control other players' characters directly. So Z'z, ya don't necessarily have to jump out like that, but it's a nice calling card and all. And I wanna point out, Cyris is also probably (temporarily) deaf. Them giant dinosaurs have nasty loud roars, espesh at close range like that.

mk

Do something Habbyk

The SlaverdavernavertaverclaverravershaverbaverfaverMcjaversaurus reared back his head, ready to finish Cyris off, but just as the beast was about to lunge forward, he came to a dead halt. The two enemies sat there motionless, staring each other down, until slowly, the SlaverdavernavertaverclaverravershaverbaverfaverMcjaversaurus turned to look down at his left leg. Along his huge, scaled thigh, there was a massive, oozing, red gash. The SlaverdavernavertaverclaverravershaverbaverfaverMcjaversaurus suddenly felt the sharp, piercing pain from his new injury, and fell to his good knee. There was a sudden blur, followed by another slash to the tip of the monster's nose, and it was then that the tyrant saw the assailant. The figure nimbly landed on a large, protruding tree root, then pointed his sword at the SlaverdavernavertaverclaverravershaverbaverfaverMcjaversaurus. Smirking, the new challenger said, 'hey there, the name's Habbyk. Matz Habbyk.'

Those were some pretty quick strikes, right thar. The SlaverdavernavertaverclaverravershaverbaverfaverMcjaversaurus is in pretty bad condition. One attack from both Cyris and Habbyk should be enough to at least knock it out.